Mohudnesss

When someone goes on an absolute madness too mad to be considered humanly possible. (Only for the maddest of lads) this is considered as a Mohudnesss.

“Did you see Richard surf on a killer whale.”
“Yea dude he was on an absolute mohadnesss”
Mohudnesss is an insane absolute madness.

Fanny scrounger

A fanny scrounger is a person, so addicted to fanny that they will literally shag anything that gets them aroused. This ranges from other people all the way to animals, the deceased and fat women ( its impressive how people can even find the fanny on some of these land whales )

“Did you see Neil the other day banging Doris the diabetic bird from Lincoln, he’s such a fanny scrounger”

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Drmng

DON’T DRMNG WHEN TIRED YOU PRICK!

“Hey Ben stop drmnging when tired”

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