Dirty Emberger

Pouring an acid (preferably sulfuric) in a girl’s mouth before she gives you head.

Dude, no way you did a dirty emberger on her!

Doorhandling

When your dick contorts itself into a 90° angle shaped like a door handle

Oh shit! My dick is doorhandling!

Shakespearesexual

Identifies with the pronouns thy/thou

"Hey, I'm Emily! I'm Shakespearesexual and I identify with the pronouns thy/thou."

Quint

A rare genetic mutation that causes someone to have 5 penises

Ma’am, I’m afraid your son has been born with a quint.