daytona beach

A city in which people get psyched to go to if they have to move there, but after they get aquainted, they realize the city is the epitome of lame ass shit hole town with assholes, crackheads and hookers waiting on every street.

"Yeah man I'm movin' to DAYTONA!!"
"I'm sorry."


"What do you want to do tonight?"
-10 minutes later-
"I dunno, it's Daytona, there is NOTHING to do.."

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chadweiser

A an overweight white man with a mullet. Behind a sign saying 'Chadweiser'
Also consitered Bonecrusher.

"Man my chin looks fat. I got a Chadweiser."

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badunkadon't

A posterior that exhibits unimpressive qualities, whether it be small, overly big, or just sloppy.

Opposite of badunkadunk

Keith: "That girl's fine!"
Robert: "Yeah, but she's got a badunkaDON'T!"

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Christmas

A cleverly ployed marketing scheme beginning late November and carrying on into January.

"Dude, Christmas is Jesus' birthday"
"Jesus who?"

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