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cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

by Light Joker May 29, 2006


the middle of nowhere

a remote area, a very isolated place

These people sure do live in the middle of nowhere.

by Light Joker October 07, 2005


gorilla juice

steriods (bodybuilding, probably because Steriods cause you to become heavy and brawny like a gorilla)

If you do not let up on that gorilla juice, you will end up with manjugs.

by Light Joker December 14, 2004


tailgate

to follow another vehicle dangerously closely

Some jerk was tailgating me all the way to work.

by Light Joker August 16, 2005


on easy street

in a condition of solvencey, ease, and tranquility


Lisa: "Say what you want Bart, but I think your a dimwit."

Bart: "Well from now on this dimwit is on easy street."

- The Simpsons

by Light Joker September 19, 2005


peanuts

almost no money at all

I got a bunch of worthless books for peanuts.

by Light Joker January 31, 2005


joker


1. a hidden cost qualification or other obstacle

2. someone who tries tries to be funny

3. a man, a fellow(mainly Brittish)

Just remember that there is always a chance you will find a joker in the deck.

by Light Joker August 23, 2007