December 31, 2022

The date we all dream about these days and when we’re in our old ages, we will wish it was December 31, 2022 nonstop.

“Man, I remember it being that New Year’s Eve that I traveled all around Times Square and did Decemberfest on December 31, 2022 when we were free!”

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Animal Cruelty

When a street cat pisses you off, you get a feeling like you're about to wrestle with that big old cat! Whenever you meet a tiny dog that is not yours, you just give him a pitbull style bite! Similar when butchering either a cow or a pig at the slaughterhouse.

"Dude, one time I bit a pitbull in the ear after he tried to bite me! Animal cruelty always gives good results of being a professional boxer or a MMA fighter!"

Rick Roll

When your Geography teacher talks too much then wants to click on Powerpoint, but accidently goes on Media Player and a few seconds later Never Gonna Give You Up plays!

"Man, Mister Rickerson is trying to rick roll us!"

June 26

The best day ever for someone who made a 26 day countdown using A-Z in 2020. Also, the best day to get rid of a trash academic year.

“Thank god it’s June 26 the last day of school!”

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Seven Red

You're in kindergarten and doing math, counting from 1 to 10. But coming to 7 you say seven eight nine literally seven ate nine! Nine is bleeding out while Seven viciously bites him like a shark! At the end, when Seven cleans Nine's blood, he becomes Seven Red!

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because 7 8 9? Ouch!!! Seven Red!"

Doja Cat

Like 80% of the newest songs that come on the radio are from this artist, literally making it harder to find even J Balvin, Skrillex, Lil Nas X, Daddy Yankee and etc!

“Man, the next song to play on this station is Need To Know from Doja Cat! The last song that played was Kiss Me More!”

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Firework

When you jump through that fire ring in Madagascar and survive, you celebrate being a record breaker in a circus with the lemurs who’d love to move it move it!

“I’d like to move it move it… oh wait! I need a firework!”