9/11

When you're driving to 7/11 but instead you accidentally say 9/11 imagine lol!

"I'm about to get a can of root beer from 9/11... wait oh no never forget."

COVID-21

A new disease which certainly will appear in late December 2021, then the WHO will declare it a pandemic in 2 weeks.

"COVID-21 is now a pandemic, return to online learning, close all workplaces, cancel all events!"

Zee

The fantasized way we folks love to say the letter Z. Makes some think where the fuck did zed come from.

“Queue Are Es, Tee You Vee, Doubleyou Ex, Why and Zee!”

Teenager

The time of your life you will miss on 20th birthday and when your 21st birthday feels like 5 years away.

“Man, I’m so much used to saying teen when someone asked me about my age! Now I’m 20 and still feel like a teenager!”

2033

The year that record cold will become extinct.

“Yo it’s freezing... wait! It’s 2033 and we can’t break a record cold temperature anymore! Global warming is coming dude WTF are we gonna do?”

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