Sautéed

When your friend is high, but instead of being funny, he starts acting pretentious about the weed. This includes a history lesson on the strain or a breakdown on the cannabinoids.

Person 1: “Bro John is soooo fried, he’s talking about tasting the terps and shit”
Person 2: “Nah jit aint fried, he’s sautéed”

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Switch

An illegal small device capable of turning a semi-automatic glock into a fully automatic gun. The Switch works by forcing the trigger bar to fire another round on the same press. The Glock Switch is federally illegal and offenders can face 10 years in prison.

“You gotta catch him lackin, I heard him and his homie got a switch off a 3D printing dude”

Purple

Very high grade weed, originates from the purple coloration on some bud caused by Anthocyanins in the weed.

“I paid 15 a gram for this purple, shit better hit like a truck”

Put that shit on

(PTSO)
1. When your outfit is drippy
2. When you have good rizz
3. When your dick game is fire / you can fuck good

1. “Your fit is heat, you really put that shit on today”
2. “I’m tryna get with that girl, im gonna put that shit on”
3. “We was in the car, piped so good cause i can put that shit on”

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War of the Woods

Football, Basketball, or Baseball games played between the rivalry of “The Woodlands High School” and “The Woodlands College Park” for the reigning title of the superior Woodlands Highschool.

“Are you going to the Woodforest stadium for the war of the woods? College Park is starting mugshot mickey”

Wawa

Zaza (weed) but cutely spoken in baby speak. Usually reserved for girl weed, or weed with fresh and sweet terpenes like Terpineol.

“We’re linking up at the lake, can you bwing the wawa?”