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To relax and pass the time by perusing stories written by Nobel Laureate S. Y. Agnon
At the end of a hard day, some people are given to scrollaxing, while others choose agnolaxing.
We're going to go out for an LKAH evening of coffee, kiwis, and agnolaxing.
Acronym for: Leave Kids At Home
"You're invited to a July 4th LKAH Picnic"
"You don't have to come stag, but it is an LKAH event"
"On the wedding invitation, make sure to note 'Black Tie / LKAH' on the bottom right corner".
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When a sleeping person hears a whatsapp ping on the phone, rolls over, picks up the phone, types out a non-coherent response, and falls back asleep. This phenomenon is far too common these days because of a combination of factors: (1) people sleep next to their phones; (2) whatsapp is generally set to sound a ping when a message is received; and (3) common etiquette appears to allow sending whatsapp messages at all hours of the night, despite the fact that the recipients might be sleeping
"I can't believe what you wrote me last night on whatsapp!!"
"Come on, I was just sleepwhatsapping"
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Acronym: Don't Talk About Kids
We're going on an LKAH overnight to the beach; strictly DTAK!
After the fireworks in the Haifa, one couple began talking about their teenager's issues in school, until three others shouted "Stop DTAKing!!"
It was a wonderful evening of Tequila shots at O'connell's Irish Pub, with not a single DTAK violation.
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