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Similar to a walking fleshlight, a Pussysaurus survives by constantly seaching out Dildosauri and "devouring" them into their huge, gaping pink maw. The flesh within slowly oozes juices that have magical properties and can...
... I think we're done here.
1) "Man, I got caught by a Pussysaurus last night. They're so enourmous. I'm no cockasaurus, so because of her displeasure she refused to devour me"
2) "We're goin' hunting for Pussysauri down at the brothel. Wanna come?"
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A leader of a Persian cult whom raped women/children throughout Western Asia.
He was feared by town commoners in the entire eastern hemisphere and thought to of been still alive decades after his death.
The true identity of Pussysaurus Rex is still unknown to this day.
Mother: be weary ye daughter, for the Pussysaurus Rex lurks among the shadows of the night.
Daughter: yes, my dear mother.
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