Sarmom

Verb: A way of Counter attacking your mom when she asks you if you where doing some weird shit with a perverted statement

Mom: Why the fuck is the vacuum in your room? What were you u doing!

Boy: I fuckin stuck my dick in the vacuum mom.

Or
Mom: Why the fuck is their a needle in the bathroom?

Boy: cause I was sticking It into my fuckin dick to feel like a girl.
The best combac is a sarmom

Stress

When your mom is looking at your meme page

Stressed as shit

Funniest_Urban

The ultimate sand undisputed legendary ruler of everything.

Dude, that guy is totally a funniest_Urban he makes everyone laugh. I wish I was like him

Moon

A fuckin sattlight dish the ailiens put up for mind control devices. The lizard people expecially built the moon.

Fuckin moon, you will never take me!

Man V. Machine

When you or someone has a difficult encounter with a machine

Person one: “hey, do you hear screaming???”
Person two: “yah, it’s retard day and one of them is challenging the escalator”
Person one: “like Man V. Machine, lol”

FAP

F. eel
A.

P. enis

Remember, no FAP November, bust a nut December.

klicklan

The one kid In your class that raises their hand on every question. This person is either extremely popular or everyone fucking hates them

Dude, that girl is such a klicklan, I wish she would put her fuckin hand down her throat and die.