Soufa Straya

Local slang for the Australian state of South Australia

Kiwi: Hey bro, where you from
South Aussie: Fucken Soufa Straya mate

Clitterlitter

That residue of dried pussy juice left on the knickers of a hornbox. Not to be confused with clitty-litter.

I thought my missus had cum leakin outta her minge into her knickers but it just turned to be a bit of clitterlitter

isomarathon

A continuous period, spent in self-imposed or mandated isolation, after the onset of a pandemic, exceeding two calendar weeks.

Lox: Hey Rhys, once you get back to Soufa Straya do you have to self-isolate for a bit, since you were in Germany?
Rhys: Nah mate, it’s way worse than that. I gotta do a fucken isomarathon. Two weeks in Melbourne then two weeks in Adelaide, back to back!
Lox: That’s some fucken bullshit!!!

a Mick

A lone, sketchy Australian male who drives an old ute around remote regions of the Australian outback, has a gun, carries a big knife and aims to steal all your shit, rape, torture and/or kill you and/or any of your fellow travellers. Analogous to deranged psychopathic xenophobic killer, Mick Taylor, depicted in the Movie Wolf Creek. Mick was, in turn, based on real life killers Bradley Murdoch, Ivan Milat and other, as yet unapprehended killers, still roaming the outback.

Jurgen (Swedish backpacker): Look, Inga, we are saved! That man in the truck is slowing down to help us fix our broken down Kombi.
Davo (Aussie hitchhiker): Nah fuck that mate, it’s a Mick! Run like fuck and hide while he steals all your shit. If you’re lucky he won’t bother hunting us all down so he can eat our eyeballs.

feigntastic

When one pretends to be in awe of something, but in actual fact they think it’s complete shit.

Mimi: How did you react when Dad told you he got engaged to Missy?
Elly: Fucken feigntastic!

Gransturbation

A seemingly innocent act, following the acquisition of moist grey pubes, whereby a nanna absentmindedly strokes her minge.

Nanna Doris was taken aback to find her knickers full of clitty litter after a lengthy gransturbation session, listening to the Mull of Kintyre.

Brandon

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.

Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?