Scunge

The secondhand tobacco, obtained by the act of sniping, which can be used to roll a whole cigarette AKA a scungie.

Hey Damo, give us ya fucken lighter so I can roll us a scungie out of all this scunge ya cunt.

furspective

The ability to feel, smell, sense and experience life from the unique level and experience of your beloved canine or feline fur-baby

I’m a vegetarian, but watching my dog Edie chewin on that pigs ear for six hours gives me some serious furspective on what it might feel like to dig my teeth into the chewy freeze dried flesh of another living thing. It just seems to make her so happy, and I want to feel that.

Hornbox

Any female, prone to getting a wet pussy at the drop of a hat.

That Shazza is a total hornbox, you can almost see her pussy drippin.

feigntastic

When one pretends to be in awe of something, but in actual fact they think it’s complete shit.

Mimi: How did you react when Dad told you he got engaged to Missy?
Elly: Fucken feigntastic!

Brandon

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.

Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?

a Mick

A lone, sketchy Australian male who drives an old ute around remote regions of the Australian outback, has a gun, carries a big knife and aims to steal all your shit, rape, torture and/or kill you and/or any of your fellow travellers. Analogous to deranged psychopathic xenophobic killer, Mick Taylor, depicted in the Movie Wolf Creek. Mick was, in turn, based on real life killers Bradley Murdoch, Ivan Milat and other, as yet unapprehended killers, still roaming the outback.

Jurgen (Swedish backpacker): Look, Inga, we are saved! That man in the truck is slowing down to help us fix our broken down Kombi.
Davo (Aussie hitchhiker): Nah fuck that mate, it’s a Mick! Run like fuck and hide while he steals all your shit. If you’re lucky he won’t bother hunting us all down so he can eat our eyeballs.

Gransturbation

A seemingly innocent act, following the acquisition of moist grey pubes, whereby a nanna absentmindedly strokes her minge.

Nanna Doris was taken aback to find her knickers full of clitty litter after a lengthy gransturbation session, listening to the Mull of Kintyre.