Nick Lachey

It is tough because he was in a boyband everyone was 98% sure was gay, when he went solo he sounds like he was castrated, yet he gets to bang jessica simpson...its not fair he is a fagbag!

You want to join a boyband then once you get big, go solo and sing like a faggot?? Dude, dont go Nick Lachey on me

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ettes

a short term for cigarretes used by someone who is usually high or just a complete ass

You kid pass the ettes over HURR

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slimy marvin

While your buddy is sleeping you spread your asshole over his/her mouth and take a wicked shit in it. You then duct tape there mouth closed. Its a real nasty surpise!

I gave Chip a slimy marvin last night, he was gagging like a 12 year old school girl at a blowjob convention!

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penguin shit

When a penguin shats, he makes a substance called PENGUIN SHIT

Eat penguin shit you ass belancher

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a bomb

When you rip a fart so loud, long, and vile smelling, well my friends, you have just dropped the a bomb

Oh my god it smells like my grandpas asshole after taco bell in here! Jon dont drop the a bomb again I cant fucking breath!

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chasing the cake

When one does whatever it takes to acquire disgusting amounts of cash or valuables.

I stole millions of dollars from charities, old ladies trust funds, and childrens hospitals. Hey man don't judge me, I was just chasing the cake!

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fall out fags

Reference to the gayest band ever, Fall out Boy. The members of the "band" are a bunch of whiny pussies wearing girls jeans. They are helping contribute to the death of true rock music, which has been slowly dying for a while now. Fuck these fall out fags, fuck them up their faggy assholes!

12 year old girl: OMFG i luv fallout boy they are so punk rock and hawt!!

Me: I fucking hate you you piece of dog shit, listen to the Ramones or the Sex Pistols for punk rock, not the fall out fags you stupid little cuntrag fuckface

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