Christmas

1. Annual commercial carnival which celebrates the birth of the Shopping Centre, usually lasting about 4 fucking months and starting earlier every year, Christmas 2005 is expected to start in August.

2. Festive period when everybody seems to go absolutely crazy, small children lose the ability to keeps their mouths shut and normally quiet individuals turn into shopping obsessed morons.

3. Time of the year in which we are supposed to rejoice in the goodness of life and forgive our fellows for their transgressions.

1. Girl - "It'll be Christmas again soon you know."

Guy - "Fuck off will you its only fucking August!"

2. Kid - "Daddy, daddy, daddy please buy me this for Christmas!"

Father - "Gibber, Gibber, dribble dribble "

3. Annoyingly happy bastard - "Merry Christmas!"

Normal person - "Piss off, fucktard!"

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