lysol

Wholly and undeniably, me.

I am Lysol

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Sixty Eight

A derogatory term used when a Nigga is too short to actually get a 69 going wit his girl.

Chris and his short Pinoy ass only 68 wit his bitch.

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Broom fetish

A fetish where you're sexually attracted to a broom, and wanna fuck it.

Chris: is that a broom?

Peter: Yup
Chris: I wanna fuck it
Peter: Nasty ass broom fetish

tipping the lion

To squeeze the nose of the victim flat on his/her face, and bore out their eyes with one's fingers.

Buzzed went tipping the lion again in Central Park.

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zeed

Totally asleep. From 'ZZZZzzzzzz'

I was totally zeed when you called.

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