hot cup of asshole

Someone who exceeds the boundaries of a normal "asshole" so much that one remains almost speechless.

Stan kicked your mother's cavernous bat cave? Well, I can't say I'm surprised. Your mother is a hot cup of asshole.

tuna-slit

n. a cavernous, overused (and possibly scaled) vagina or fishy anus.

Father Thompson, you can't stick that in my tuna-slit. It's not Christmas, yet.

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hot asshole casserole

A person that displays unparalleled levels of assholeishness. This goes hand in hand with hot cup of asshole.

Kevin, stop being such a hot asshole casserole or, I swear to God, I will set you on fire from the inside using gasoline and a very wide catheter!

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