Timism

A collection of various, unrelated items usually put in a container or drawer etc. This goes beyond a junk drawer in that none of the items go together and leaves anyone who discovers it dumbfounded . (named after Tim Cole unknowing creator of Timisms.)

I discovered a timism containing my passport, cotton balls, dog treats, a screw and a piece of thread.

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan is a hot mess and to use her name is synonymous with cocaine.

I'm hanging out with Lindsay Lohan.