bitch bucket

a small, generally convertible, generally vw cabrio, type car with a generally blonde bitch driving it talking on her cell phone while putting her make up on

i was nearly hit by some bitch bucket today

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whore of pastiness

See pasty.

Also known as a "pasty hoe," it is a common insult used when someone will not (in the words of Avril Lavigne) "give it up to you this time."

Ex: I want my Ovaltine please, you pasty hoe!

Also: A white prostitute.

Man 1: That chick is a total Pasty Hoe. She won't have sex with me.
Man 2: She does everything else, though!

That bitch was the whore of pastiness. She practically glowed in the dark.

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Autumn Yun

1. Some Korean girl thats really fashionable?

2. A korean season

3. fall

1. Oh my god...did u see my new coach?

2. What an autumn yun day.

3. ouch i autumn yun-ed

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cocksicle

an endearing term for cock. like sucking a cocksicle?

one slut to anoter slut, "im gonna go have myself a yummy cocksicle"

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Heff

Fucking Fat Ass.
likes to eat Ben Kohner.

that fat ass is so fat. hes almost as fat as Heff..

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happy birthday

When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.

Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!

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mmp

mmph decided to give up on h. Also see: mmph

16 49 28 <mmp> look! no h! :D

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