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Komodo Dragon

A large lizard that lives in Indonesia's Lesser Sudan Islands. They are pretty much certified killing machines. They can grow to be more than ten feet long, and can run up to 12 miles per hour, though some can go faster. And not to add to their terror, they are versatile swimmers and can swim up to ten miles per hour. Komodo Dragons not only have deadly bacteria in their mouths, but also a potent poison that can kill you in up to five hours. The Komodo prefer to bite their prey, and then wait for it to die. Eating this partially rotted carrion is why they have the deadly bacteria in their mouths. The Komodo Dragons have developed an antibody to the bacteria so it doesn't harm them. Even with these terrifying beast inhabiting the Lesser Sudan Islands, humans still live on the Islands. To adapt to this... convince, the people have built houses on stilts, so the Komodo can not get in their homes. But do not blame these creatures for being so terrifying, they evolved that way to help them survive. Instead of hating them, we should help save them. The Komodo Dragons are endangered, only 6,000 left. Please help save these magnificent creatures.

Komodo dragons are really cool!

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 18, 2020


Sperm Whale

Sperm whales can grow to 52ft long and up to 77,000lb - 130,000lb. The reason they can become so big is because they live for a long time, 60 to 70 years to be exact. They have one of the largest global distributions for any whale in the world. They can range from the equator to the Arctic and Antarctic oceans. The sperm whales prefer to live in deep water. Because of being a toothed whale, they do not eat krill like all whales with baleen. Instead they eat sharks, squid, skates, and deep water fish. The whales are endangered because of whaling and other deep sea fishing. It is important to help save these amazing and magnificent creatures.

Sperm whales are amazing

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 21, 2020

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Spinosaurus

A theropod that lived in Africa and Morocco 112.03 million years ago to 72. 1 million years ago in the Creatatious period. At first it was thought to be a full land dweller and with a build similar to the Tyrannosaurus Rex (Tyrant Lizard King) with a spine, but studies later found that Spinosaurus had a more crocodile like snout and most likely lived and hunted near water. But the same "closer to a T-Rex and mainly lived on land" idea was kept. As more more information was gathered, a new image of the Spinosaurus was made. The Spinosaurus was changed phenomenally from the first idea. Now it is thought to be pretty much a full water dweller only occasionally going out on land. Its arms were long with sharp, hook-like claws to snag fish. And it did not walk almost upright (the first idea of how the T-Rex walked, now proved wrong) it probably walked mostly on all fours (of course it would mostly swim). Its tail was also not thin and lizard-like. Instead it's tail was more like a paddle to help it swim, like a crocodile. It also hunted mainly fish, leaving less encounters with the Carcharodontasaurus, the other large predatory dinosaur that shared Spinosaurus's habitat. Though Carcharadontasaurus looked closer to a T-Rex. The end of Spinosaurus was caused by the earth warming up, the lakes and rivers that the Spinosaurus lived in dried up leaving no place for it to live and hunt.

I think Spinosaurus is the coolest dinosaur!

Yha, it is pretty cool, it acctually my second favorite dino

What is your first?

NANUQSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 17, 2020


Jazz Musician

A person who puts a $500 horn in their $500 car, and drives 50 to play at a concert that charges $5 per ticket

Jazz musicians are poor

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR February 28, 2021


Beastiary

A book usually containing mythical creatures and information about them. Mostly used in olden times (when people thought dragons existed). It could have gryphons, dragons, manticores, unicorns, pegasus, sea monsters, and much more. It could also be a document of non-mythical creatures such as foxes, deer, wolves, hedgehogs, and so on.

Person 1: I'm making beastiary about these cool animals I thought up of.

Person 2: Cool, can i help?

Person 1: Can you draw?

Person 2: Heck I can!

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 15, 2020


Oh frick its a dino

What you say when you see a dinosaur

OH FRICK ITS A DINO *SCREAMS* *GETS EATEN*

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR February 28, 2021


Zora

(The one for Legends Of Zelda: Breath Of The Wild)

The Zora are a highly advanced amphibious race that lives in Lanayru. They have a more humanoid appearance. They come in colors of red, blue, black, green, and even a light purple. They have long fins on their arms which are usually blue and orange, and a flattish face, with something that looks similar to the tail of a shark coming out of the back of their head. They also have sharp, shark-like teeth. The Zora wear little to no clothing, but sometimes wear jewelry embroidered with with small gems. The Zora are led by King Dorphan. The Divine Beast in their area is Vha Ruta. An elephant-like machine previously controlled by Waterblight Gannon. The champion for Vha Ruta is Lady Mipha, the king's daughter. Her brother is Prince Sidon who recruits Link to help appease Vah Ruta and stop it from spouting water into the air. Vha Ruta spouting water had caused constant rainfall in the area, and bringing the Zora's dam to the near flooding point. This could damage the Zora Kingdom and the rest of Hyrule below it.

The Zora kingdom and is the first place you go to appease one of the Divine Beasts.

by MOSASAURUS IS NOT A DINOSAUR December 18, 2020

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