nitwit

One with very little intelligence. One who has no fucking clue what they are doing.

George Dubya Bush is a fucking nitwit.

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penile disfunction

Lacking the ability to get an erect penis.

Damn, I'm going to need some viagra for my penile disfunction!

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hyman

A thing in a woman's vaginal area which breaks when a male sticks his genitalia in the female's sex organ for the first time.

Ooops! I broke your hyman! Shouldn't have stuck my fingers that deep...

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bitch ho

A slang term describing someone (usually a female) who is crude and tends to sleep with others for a profit. Also used by many rappers.

That slut over there is a nasty ass bitch ho!

Rappers say: yea, yea, what?, yea, yea, nigga wut?, boom boom, bitch ho! Yea...bitch ho bitch bitch ho ho!

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nasty ass

One who's buttox is of a disgusting state or to describe a person who sleeps with many other people.

That nasty ass fucked my uncle!

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Mug

The god damn cursed mug that urban DICKtionary wants you to buy, often saying

Buy a mug for your mother in law joe Biden

deez

awesome, cool, nasty, good, excellent etc...

Man those buffalo wings are deez.

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