door slamming

Visit your local cemetary, dig up a fresh corpse and take it to the neerest doorway. Place the fresh corpse in the doorway and ask someone to continuesly slam the door to provoque a thrusting movement as you place yourself inside the body . Do this until desired pleasure is reached.

Billy: Can you come door slamming tonight?
Bobby: Only if I get a turn.

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Cunting

The act of seeking cunt, also known as hunting cunt ( cunting)

Bobby: Hey Jim! whatcha got there?
Jim: I went on a cunting trip and brought back some
fresh meat for tonight!

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cunberry

The hardened droplets of menstrual fluid from the cunny. Can be eaten in its natural berry form, blended into a delicious smoothie or made into a jam (see cunnyquat jam)

Mary: Whacha got there George ?
George: A Penutbutter and cunberry jelly sandwhich!

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hot pocket

To fill a pizza pocket with a mixture of menstrual fluid and ejaculative fluids and deep frying the hot pocket. Server immediately.

Mary: Mom what's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Your father and I have prepared hot pockets

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