Lochraned

When a person (the Lochranee) says something funny or interesting, and another person (the Lochraner) repeats it more vocally and thus gains credit for it. In other words a complete cuntstrick.

You have just been Lochraned.

Lochraned

When a person (the Lochranee) says something funny or interesting, and another person (the Lochraner) repeats it more vocally and thus gains credit for it. In other words a complete cuntstrick.

You have just been Lochraned.

Lochran

A dump so bad that the building needs to be evacuated immediately afterwards.

See church bog stopper

Someone did a Lochran in the office toilet and we're not allowed back in the building for the rest of the week!