Maddison Lansing

Typically a female who draws retarded chickens and imagines herself as a balloon. Can also bench 500

“Maddison Lansing bro whats the deal with her chickens”
“Why does Maddison Lansing sound like ariana grande?”

Dickpressed

Depressed from lack of sexual action, commonly found in females and fortnite gamers

The poor girl hasn’t had dick in a month shes probably dickpressed.

Lilly Willick

A master catfisher and summoner of chihuahuas. Posseses the ability to retrieve dick pics from anyone desired.

“Lemme Lilly Willick this dude”
“Get that chihuahua off your back zane you actually believe your Lilly Willick?”