Pervparty

A no-supervision party with a bunch of chicks and guys solely for the purpose of getting really REALLY naughty with eachother. These parties can last up to a few days at a time. Activities at these parties can include sex, naked twister, spin the bottle, making out, oral sex, boob jobs, blow jobs, whatever the hell you want. At one of these parties it also doesn't matter who you do all of that with.

NOTE: PARTIES LIKE THESE ARE NOT FOR THE WEAK-HEARTED. THEY ARE ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO ABSOLUTELY CRAVE SEXUAL STUFF, OR PEOPLE WHO CAN MAKE A HELLUVA LOT OF CUM IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. UNLESS YOU WANT ONE OF THESE TO TURN INTO A MASS GENITAL CHAFING, PREGNANCY PARTY, TAKE NECESSARY PREPARATIONS.

Neighbor: Hello, operator, I would like to make a public disturbance call concerning my neighbors.

Operator: What exactly are they doing to disturb you ma'am?

Neighbor: Well, just listen...

(Apparent Pervparty next door): OOOOHHHH! YES! OH YES! OH! UUUHHH! OH BABY! YEAH, YEAH! UH, UH, UH, UH, UH, UH! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! JUST SHOVE IT IN THERE! THEN LET ME SUCK IT A BIT! YES!

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