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noun. When a man lubes up his cock with wasabi before fucking a woman.
I gave her such an intense japanese fire drill she had to pour milk down her flange.
66π 19π
adj. The dutch version of tight
You have a toyght body, I can tell from toyght pants, toyght like toyger.
20π 2π
A bra, for a girl who has massive boobs (like DD+), with multiple hook fastners in the back.
Did you see the size of her babalons; I can't believe those mogambos are natural, she must need a bear trap to restrain them.
62π 61π
verb. to do the best possible in any activity or function.
He is doing asbestos he can to solve the problem.
79π 61π
When a group of men elect someone from the group to do a task that none of them want to do. This involves the group of men to get naked lay down on their backs in a circle, then (in a clockwise fashion) the first gets hard and "eliminates" the guy next to him all over his face, and so on.
Guy 1: Alright guys someone has to go watch that jennifer garner movie with her.
Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!
14π 2π
noun. the act of jacking off high up on the edge of building.
Did you here about the guy who commited spermicide on the empire state building, he ruined about 20 people's hair.
100π 45π
When a woman wakes up in the middle of the night because u've jammed your ram rod down her throat.
Patient: Hey Doc I can't sleep at night I think I have sleep gagnea.
Doctor: Did you say sleep apnea?
Patient: No gagnea, you know when a man wakes up a woman in the middle of the night with his schwansenstugger.
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