MartoSkelly

Usually a BIG Gamer! Obviusly he has a GIANT dick and a six pack. He gets all the chicks.

-Fakafo: I got a MartoSkelly as a boyfriend
-GamerBrothers: You're so lucky
-Fakafo

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Galae

Galae is aggressive most of the time while also being a nasty human being. She likes stealing gum from stores and hitting people. You usually want to stay on the good side of her because when she's mad at you... your life is in danger.

Person 1: Oh my god! Someone just broke my arm!
Person 2: Oh, I bet it was a galae, wasn't it.
Person1: How did you know?
Person 2: Galaes are the most aggressive human species on the planet... beware.