polyester patriot

A person who paints themself as a patriot while behaving in an opposite manner. Usually someone who can find a way to profit off of the false projection.

There is no greater Polyester Patriot than Tomi Lahren. She I
Has to present that fake persona since her only other job qualification was stripping.

masculution

A solution provided by a a male that females find absurd. Often provided in the most effective manner that still requires the least thought, planning or action.

She was upset that her husband's masculution was to place cardboard under a table leg instead of actually fixing it.