Jill

The greatest mom on the entire planet Earth. Literally the nicest person you can ever meet. Everyone loves her because she's such a sweetheart. A woman who puts all others before herself, and makes the ultimate self-sacrifices for love and the wellbeing of others. Never once does she put herself first, despite the numerous chances she's given. A woman who you easily forget has had an extremely hard life because you can literally become suspicious that she's an actual angel on Earth. She loves her children unconditionally, and I hope she understands that we love her unconditionally as well. She's the one thing in existence I look to when I need strength – when I need to stay kind, compassionate, and when I need to persevere when life keeps slamming me with its iron fist. She's incredibly modest and asks for nothing. You complement her and she'll say "Ah.. well, I'm just doing what anyone would do."

Literally everyone she knows (yes, they've all said this): "If Jill doesn't get into Heaven, what hope do we have?"

Brianna

The name that entails a legacy of sheer GOATedness. If her name is Bri, there's a 90% chance she's GOATed.

Brianna
Ex. 1:
Person: "Damn, it's past closing time and the dishes are STILL dirty, I'll never get home."
Bri: "Got'em done 5 minutes ago."
Person: "Damn, you don't even work here and you saved my night. You're GOATed!"

Ex. 2:
Person: "Damn, this trauma really has me hating my life now. Everything was so good, and now it's all shit."
Bri: "Hey random person, come join Cru. We're a Christian/Catholic community that shares our struggles and grows closer to ourselves through growing closer to God."
Person: "Nah, God abandoned me long ago. Why else would he allow my suffering if he existed?"
Bri: "Just give it a try, it can't hurt."
Person, 6 months later: "Thank you God for being a part of my life and showing me mercy, love, and kindness when the world showed me pain, hatred, and cruelty. Thank you Bri for changing my life. You're GOATed!"

Ex. 3: "Adorable shy chick who wouldn't stop giving me looks in class. Is a complete sweetheart. And was fun to work with. Pretty GOATed."

Ex. 4: "Love at first sight, and it's been a while since I've felt this way. And the best thing is that she reciprocates. Her beauty is spectacular with eyes like the clearest morning sky, and hair like the purest ray of golden sunlight. A compassionate adorable sweetheart. Wish we shared more shifts together."

Isaiah

Perfection personified.

When he breathes, humanity is given new life. When he wakes, so does the world. When he eats, the universe fasts in courtesy to him. When he bathes, the oceans flock to his surrounding. When he cries, the sun burns away his tears its fiery corona as agreed upon in the multiversal ordinance. Omniscient. Omnipotent. Omnipresent; All are gracious for his esteemed glory and almighty immaculateness.

Isaiah
All of existence: "Oh immaculate one, we are gracious for your heavenly divinity."

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Empath

The intrinsic ability to understand and feel the emotions of others as if they were your own. Empaths naturally absorb the "feel of the room" and the emotions of individuals subconsciously.

**The most stressful thing imaginable.**

It is a double-edged-sword that allows the individual the ability to better understand others and therefore help them. On the other edge, empaths are more easily emotionally drained, and often lack groundedness in their own individuality, as their emotions are usually never their own. Empaths will almost unanimously say it sucks to be an empath and that they wish they didn't have to care, and they're right, it sucks. But it's a gift as much as it is a curse, so we may as well make some good from it. Empath have to be especially careful not to expose themselves to too much negativity, as they are more subject to its influence. Dark shows, scary movies, sad music, and so on all put empaths into a darker mood. And in a perverse humor of reality, empaths are usually naturally drawn to such dark melancholy, as a sort of twisted form of self-expression. Being an empath is the worst form of torture and the most stressful thing imaginable. Empath and stress go hand-in-hand.

Empath
Ex.
Person A: *Is stressing intensely over being late to an RSVP party*
Empath: *Understands and literally feels Person A's distress, and uses that to more effectively calm Person A down. However, Empath is now in a shitty mood and doesn't even realize it.*

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Supernatural

Material of which science is unequipped to explain. Science can only explain what is physically quantifiable on a mass scale and consistent level. However, the supernatural is either unable to be quantified by the current limits of the scientific investigation, or occurs to scarcely to be physically quantified.

Oftentimes, many commonfolk skeptics will make the claim that the supernatural is fantasy and myth. However, by making that claim, they are saying that everything science doesn't presently quantify doesn't exist, which is an insane claim to make.

Supernatural

Skeptic: "The supernatural is just imaginary bs you see in movies and comic books. It's not proven by science, therefore it isn't real."
Individual who has common sense and critical thinking: "So 5,000 years ago, rain wasn't real? Because nobody could scientifically explain rain back then. So did rain not exist 5,000 years ago? Did fire also not exist 2,000 years ago? Because nobody could scientifically explain fire 2,000 years ago."
To which, the skeptic usually responds: I still don't believe in the supernatural."
Person with common sense and critical thinking: "That's exactly how you should've begun. By saying 'you don't believe' in the supernatural, not that it doesn't exist."

Daydreaming

A physically immobile, recreational act where one's mind wanders off into scenarios outside their current reality. Usually done when one is bored or when one wants to escape reality.

Daydream
Ex. 1:
"This meeting sucks, and it's not even important. Who organized this? Well... I think I can at least get some daydreaming time in."
Ex. 2:
"I'm lying in bed and the pain is returning. Welp, at least I have my daydreams I can always escape to."