vince mcmind

noun

Portmanteau
Derived from old wrestletalk
'vuhn-suhnt-kuhn-uh-duh-mik-mahnd'

Mentality/Mindset characterized by antagonistic decision-making, resulting from pathological distaste of criticism, & subsequent contempt/disregard of critics as over-opinionated, under-informed troglodytes (see 'smarks'). It, thusly, renders one, progressively incapable of perceiving how choices will be received by the wider populous, & consequently, drives a compulsion to aggravate said critics for enjoyment & the salving of one's own sense of ineffectiveness, impotency & irrelevancy (see 'trolling', 'schadenfreude, 'old man yells at clouds').

While not a defined school of thought, it is associated with such sociopolitical philosophies as Oligarchy, Fascism, Sports Entertainment, 'The Art of the Deal', & Flat-Earth theory (see 'old man yells at clouds').

Similarly, while not a classified psychological illness, it is a diagnosing symptom of conditions such as narcissism, sociopathy, psychopathy, Reign's Push Syndrome, Muscular Obsessive Disorder, and B.W.P. (Bizarre Walk's Poxy)

Research into treatments have, until now, proven fruitless, bankrupting a number of institutions (see 'Judy-Bagwell-On-A-Pole', 'Athletic Career of David Arquette', 'Paul Heyman Finance Inc'). However, recent preliminary studies at the newly established 'Cody Rhodes' Association of Entertainment Wellness' have yielded promising, if tenuous, early results. We pray for their continued success.

#PrayForWrestling

"They thought the crowd would just pop the babyfaces teaming up together...thats just vince mcmind"

- Oliver Davis, respected journalist, singer, cosplay-themed lingerie-model, and replier to comments (from out of nowhere), Wrestletalk TV, The Monday after Wrestlemania 2019 (paraphrase)

birdraptor

Noun / Verb
'Beh-rd-rah-p-tor'

A hilariously bizarre thing, especially a concept or person, being chosen for an uncharacteristic or unsuitable function and prominence; thereby, sparking among the public, not merely joy, but also morbid-curiosity, existential-discomfort, looming-dread, & a growing distrust for the entire system in general.

"Judy Bagwell, up that pole, eh?... What a bloody birdraptor"

"I'd like to mizdad whatever vince mcmind producer keeps birdraptoring these NXT callups"

"Trump? Brexit? The Lashley Sisters?!?!... What birdraptory is this?"

mizdad

Verb

To leave something or someone, or be left, in a state of limp prone deflation, with blank expression, open lifeless eyes, and a subjectively potatoesque aura, in such a way that causes onlookers to feel a sudden immediate urge to drag the perpetrator through several foreign-language commentary tables, over a balcony, onto a concrete floor (via roof of golf cart) , and then off of a nearby 1 storey video camera platform (superplex preferable).

First known usage:

"Bailey's wacky-inflatable-arm-waving-tube-men aren't working... Oh no they've been 'mizdadded'" paraphrase

- Luke Owen (sports entertainment commentator, beard-wearer, philosopher, 'the other one')

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