Ingus Bingus

Ingus Bingus is, to some, a meaningless saying, which makes it so much more meaningful in its own way.

“Hey John ”

“Ingus Bingus”

“The fuck, John?”

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Canelope

It’s like a cantaloupe but if you try hard enough, you can-elope. (eeeyyyyyyy)

“I would be with you, but I cantelope”

“Well if you keep practicing, soon you canelope”