PTT

PTT is phrase also known as "Push To Talk". This is generally used two way radios.

Hey, PTT me.

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Xenomorph

n. Space alien
xeno = foreign/alien, morph = entity/change - coined from "Aliens" by James Cameron

The astronauts encountered a xenomorph walking around.

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Fummy

When some fagtard or douchetard tries to be funny, but they're really just being gay.

that joke with the cowboy and consultant sure was fummy, you dong lovin' cock gobbler

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Bumeyes

1) A fictional illness referenced in the Weebl and Bob toons.

Symptoms include the swelling of the flesh around the eyes until sight is impaired and the upper half of the face resembles the buttocks. Short bursts of sight can be achieved by altering the pressure behind the eyes, but the escaping air can also cause the sufferer to emit a fart-like sound from their face. Attempting to achieve this too often results in a spray of 'eye-poo'; possibly a foul-smelling pus similar to diarrhoea.

2) An insult derived from the above definition.

1) "Sam got punched in the face last night - he looks like he caught the Bumeyes!"

2) "You suck."
"Well, you got the Bumeyes, so ner!"

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ashlee simpson

A talanted singer, whom people hate for some stupid reasons. Those haters are llamas and should not fucking talk because they have no fucking clue about anything.

Ashlee Simpson's concert rocked.

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friggen

When a guy jerks another guys off.

Dude, I got home and saw my roommate Alex watching gay porn with Brian and they were friggen each other! I moved the next day.

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Ice-Nigger

Person who has lived in canada for mare than 3 days

Andrew is an ice-nigger

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