Sk8er

Started by Canadian tard Avril Lavigne, Sk8er is used by 10-12 year olds who follow Avril Lavigne like a freaking god. These 10-12 year olds have merely got their first taste of "rock," and have been pulled into it's will by the WRONG person, namely Avril. These 10-12 year olds refer to anti-sk8ers as "h8ers." The "8" is used in place fo "at" because the 10-12 year olds cannot spell "skater."

Thanks a lot, Avril. You just ruined the word "skateboarder" and the sport of boarding forever. Now the common stereotype for skateboarders is being a poser.

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Dilly

A "hokey" term.

What you would say when you are in a bad situation, but is not contrived as a swear word so you can't get in trouble for it.

"Aw, dilly," said Pete as his parents found him on a porn site.

"This is one dilly of a pickle."

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Scary Uncle

To jump across wooden logs over-top of water, some of which are spinning on rotating wheels, and do a backflip on to the other log, but then slip off of the next one.

Derived from SpikeTV's MXC in which a contestant pulled a "full-blown scary uncle" to get to the other log in a game called "Log Drivers."

Kenny Blankenship: Wow, Vic, I think that was a full-blown scary uncle!

Vic Romano: It was indeed, Kenny.

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Plasma Pistol

A weapon in the Xbox game Halo 2 that, when charged to full strength, can deplete a target's shields fully. It is very small and almost useless to use alone, but is one of the most powerful weapons in Halo 2 when used in the right way.

Often used in the Noob Combo.

Player 1: Put down the Plasma Pistol, already! Have pity!

Player 2: Yeah, sure, biyatch.

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Battle Rifle

A weapon in the Xbox game Halo 2 that acts as a mid-range rifle. Very powerful when shot at the target's head. It resembles the Classic Halo 1 Pistol, only it is much larger, bulkier and requires more skill to use to full extent.

Often used in synchronization with the Plasma Pistol in the Noob Combo.

Player 1: What the hell? All I saw was a couple of bullet streaks and I died. Cheater.

Player 2: It's called the Battle Rifle, biyatch.

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Bluebie

Used in the Halo video game series and Everquest.

1. A bluebie is one who is devoted to the "blue" team in Halo and Halo 2. He will do anything in his power to obliterate all reds. If put on the red team, a bluebie will have a dangerous effect. These effects include team-killing, swearing, constant whining and stealing the best weapons/vehicles and hiding them. (Or, in some manners, blowing them up.) The bluebie is truly a marvel of discovery -- and also a very dangerous one if placed on the opposite team.

2. A bluebie in Everquest is one who will not engage in player vs. player combat.

1. Red Guy: Who's that team-killing idiot on our team? He's taking all our vehicles and sending them into blue territory!
Bluebie: For the BLUUUUUZZZZZ!!!!!

2. The bluebie refused all fight challenges. He then was made fun of.

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Crab Battle

1. A hilarious flash video based on the game series "Metal Gear Solid." Google "Crab Battle" to view.

2. When one man meets a Cave Demon.

1. "Ergh...C...CRAB BATTLE!!!"

2. "Ergh...C...CRAB BATTLE!!!"

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