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a slimer which has no voids on its surface, does not contain a single visible smind and whose ends taper like a fine cigar, as opposed to appearing torn.
This morning, I blew a perfect slimer. It looked more like a fat cigar. It came out so clean I almost didn't even wipe.
5π 3π
A variety of turd which has a smooth surface and is free of voids.
The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.
15π 12π
a turd that is a slimer on one end and a globular cluster at the other end. So-named because of its resemblance to a club that would be carried by a cave man.
I blew a club this morning. I guess I should have expected it after I ate a high fiber dinner and followed it with cheese for dessert.
18π 27π
a conglomeration of pebble turds not fully compressed into the classic dirigible shape, but rather more resembling a chocolate peanut cluster.
The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.
10π 4π
A peanut, piece of corn, or other visible particulate matter (generally assumed to be of a lighter color) residing in a piece of shit.
My slimer would have been a perfect slimer but for the proliferation of sminds in it. It looked more like a brown Big Hunk.
8π 3π
A small, individual, rounded piece of shit not large enough to be a proper turd. These are usually not larger than peanut M&M's.
I felt like I gave birth this morning. I was expecting at least a foot-long slimer, but I looked in the bowl and there, staring back pathetically, was a single, sad pebble turd not even worth flushing.
A dirigible-shaped turd conisting of a number of pebble turds stuck together. Contrast with globular cluster which lacks the well-defined shape and more resembles a chocolate peanut cluster.
The dump I took this morning consisted of three slimers, a cluster, a globular cluster and a cloud. Man, I lost weight with that one.
1104π 45π