stexter

One who stalks through text messages. These stexters will text you every 3 or 4 minutes asking "What u doin'" or "We should hang". If they do not receive a response they will wait 6 minutes before texting you again, "Do u hate me?".

I couldn't get any sleep last night, Joey was being a total stexter! He sent me 31 texts in 10 minutes!

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metawhore

One who uses metaphors, similie, or other figurative language in their writing and speech to an unhealthy degree.

Suzie: I am as exhausted as a dog who has just given birth to a litter of puppies.
Sally: You are such a metawhore.
Suzie: That is as juvenile as a fart joke.

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metrampolis

A city with an unusually high population of tramps. A thriving metropolis of tramps.

What a metrampolis! Look at all these hoes!

metrampolis

A city that seems to have a high concentration of "tramps".

I was in Roseville last night, that place is a metrampolis. There are ho's galore!

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