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Blastoise

When you piss in her eye while screaming "BLASTOISE USE WATER GUN"

"yo what you want to do tonight?"
"I kinda want to do a BLASTOISE"
"Oh so you wanna get that slippery, say no more"

by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

92πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Blastoise

An awesome Water type pokemon quipped with dual pumps. Its hydrop pump is capable of piercing steel. Also has a hard shell.

That blastoise used hydro pump to get in the bank and steal the money.

by I_Destroy_all September 6, 2010

127πŸ‘ 53πŸ‘Ž


Blastoise

One of the great water pokΓ©mon, fully equipted with a duel hydro pump. He must have a HUUUGE BLUE COCK!

mmmmMmmmmmmmMmmmmmm! wet cock...

by longis. November 30, 2004

391πŸ‘ 191πŸ‘Ž


Blastoise

A form of sexual intercourse, when you put two water gun into a woman's vagina and anus and blasting her.

Note: water guns can be replaced with male penis's

Me and my friend blastoised each other

by berry-chaan September 9, 2010

179πŸ‘ 88πŸ‘Ž


Blastoise

When someone is very inebriated, to the point that being a Pokemon makes complete sense.

Dad: Son, where are you?
Son: Father, I am Blastoise
Dad: Oh, lol, have fun

by Daski April 14, 2011

60πŸ‘ 47πŸ‘Ž


Blastoise

Verb used during a game of Super Smash Brothers Melee when a Blastoise is being used to Pwn someone see Pwn

Man1: Holy Fucking Christ!
Man2: You so got Blastoised dude!

by Chris Schanley March 23, 2005

82πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Blastoise

When you vomit and diarrhoea at the same time,

Shit I'm going to Blastoise I should take my clothes off and get in the bath so I don't make a mess everywhere

I took at shit the other day that stank so much I puked all down myself, it went on my dick, nasty Blastoise

by phelm April 26, 2012

33πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž