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cohnsyspenis

something I'd like to sit on

merk likes to sit on cohnsyspenis

by Merk March 28, 2003

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Shmansy

Shiny and fancy, objects or people that look good.

that necklace is shmansy
Good God you look shmansy

by Merk November 21, 2003

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Twaticles

The ovaries of a woman, defined from the male testicales and the female twat.

you twaticle.
God you have big twaticles.

by Merk November 21, 2003

4πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


ho's your daddy

one whose father sucks dick for crack

what are you talking about, ho's your daddy!

by Merk April 29, 2004

5πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


eaze

who could be harder? if you see him coming RUN.

oh shit theres eaze..i aint afraid of him..o shit he got da gun..BANG.

by Merk October 29, 2003

22πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Librarians

see ugly old people that know a lot about books.
Can be used as an insult.

Librarians say "get out of my library you unlearning people"

by Merk November 21, 2003

11πŸ‘ 120πŸ‘Ž


junyad

An amazing guy who will never let you down heҀ™s sweet and always stays on your mind no matter what! Loving and caring in all ways and knows when they find the one!

Man I wish I had a junyad in my life!

by Merk January 16, 2018