Nhoj

Nhoj is the forgotten 5th member of the popular band System Of A Down. He is the evil brother of Daron Malakian and the enemy of John Dolmayan, the drummer.

He hates squares as his appearance resembles that of a tortilla chip.
Also, he lives in his bass drum of his main drum kit, though his location is not yet identified.

If you ever get the chance to lay your eyes on him, you mustn't stare but instead, run the other direction as his stand 'B.Y.O.B' has the ability to manipulate people to enter into other dimensions and can gain new skills and knowledge for himself if you gain contact with his chest.

Though he hasn't been seen since the 16th July 1969. Only seen at live concerts with 0.0007% chance, and a 0.0000003% chance encounter rate.

Overall, Nohj is a very dangerous specimen.

Me: "Have you heard that Nohj will be the JoJo part 9 protagonist?"
You: "Omg, I thought Nohj was that antichrist gut from the bible."

Random person: "Holy shit, is that Nhoj?"
Other random person: "No that's a bloody tortilla chip Ryan."

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