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Musical artist who rose to fame for his song PigMaN, which impressed many with its emotion and redefined what we know as music.
"Have you heard that nhoJ song? If not, you need to, you're missing out, it's so beautiful."
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A word that was gifted to us all. A word that if spelled upside down spells John. Nhoj is a sex god. A thing that all mothers want their sons to be. All the women are easily attracted to the Nhoj. Nhoj will never be forgotten. Every time you hear this sacred name you shall respect it.
Oh my god why can’t my son be like Nhoj
So look at that hottie, must be a Nhoj
What’s a N-N-N-Hoj
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Nhoj is the forgotten 5th member of the popular band System Of A Down. He is the evil brother of Daron Malakian and the enemy of John Dolmayan, the drummer.
He hates squares as his appearance resembles that of a tortilla chip.
Also, he lives in his bass drum of his main drum kit, though his location is not yet identified.
If you ever get the chance to lay your eyes on him, you mustn't stare but instead, run the other direction as his stand 'B.Y.O.B' has the ability to manipulate people to enter into other dimensions and can gain new skills and knowledge for himself if you gain contact with his chest.
Though he hasn't been seen since the 16th July 1969. Only seen at live concerts with 0.0007% chance, and a 0.0000003% chance encounter rate.
Overall, Nohj is a very dangerous specimen.
Me: "Have you heard that Nohj will be the JoJo part 9 protagonist?"
You: "Omg, I thought Nohj was that antichrist gut from the bible."
Random person: "Holy shit, is that Nhoj?"
Other random person: "No that's a bloody tortilla chip Ryan."
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likes to root owls. he leaves rooting sheep to the kiwis.
nhoj: i dont know what would be more painful, an owl or a human...ive neva tried human before, its neva come across my mind...
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