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The inability to pull women.
Derived from the Sea Turtle in Sherman's Lagoon.
"Damn man, when was the last time you touched a woman? And don't mention the time when you accidentally ate someone's hair at a restaurant"
"Damn man, you gotta get off of Reddit, maybe stand outside for a little bit so you don't look like a vampire. Maybe shower up, wash off the cheeto dust covering your body"
"Damn man, I swear I haven't seen a woman in a hot minute. I swear to god I have the same problem as Fillmore from Sherman's Lagoon! Except in my case, I swear the women must all have diving gear cause they probably crawl into lakes and oceans when they know I'm coming near them!"
After typing his several-page-long essay rant comment under a youtube video documentary about Elliot Rodgers, Bob exhibited a significant number of traits indicating his chronic struggle with Fillmore Syndrome.
After being diagnosed with "Fillmore's Syndrome" by Reddit trolls, the OP realized that his excessive simping habits did not indicate any possibility of him attaining a partner.
The pedophile bean character from the medieval fairytale esque adventure Rick and Morty went on (specifically S1 E5, 13:24).
Also used as slang for a pedophile, or a person who molests young children by using their superiority complex, charisma, and influential position to abduct, rape and murder children. Also could represent a historical figure whose more grievous past actions were found out but hid from the general public in order to preserve the well being of the community they had, or still have an influence on.
Fred: "Yo, did you hear that Becky's 12 year old sister went missing?"
George: "HS, for real? I bet it was King Jellybean, the old man across the street. I see his binoculars flash in the sunlight sometimes, and often if you follow the direction of his gaze, it leads to the direction of the playground!"
John: "Turns out that a lot of Israelite heroes from the Bible were true King Jellybeans, cause they married tweens and early teens (although consensually) and had sex with them..."
José: "Thass cuzz it waz 'cceptable back then, bruh..."
"I thought indie meant Indian" *facepalm.
George: "I love these indie games!"
Jeff: "George, that's an Indian child trafficker simulator..."
George: "Piss off Jeff, it's Indian..."
Jeff: ...
The shittiest shit that can ever shit someon's shitting pants. If you are diagnosed with depression, it means you brain doesn't process enough chemicals because of stress, or a brain development error. This can lead to feelings of worthlessness, and even result in suicide.
If you are feeling suicidal, contact a free trusted adult, or consult the suicide hotline, before it's too late.
Jimbo: "Greg, you've been eyeing my handgun with an auspicious look! Are you experiencing depression?"
Greg: ...