Phicken

a werid breed of chicken that can only be found in mosslund. Instead of clucking like a fucking loser they kill you and sacrifice your body to 5 year olds.

Person 1: Woah dude, are you sure we should be in this place?
Person 2: Calm down gleb, who could be here at midnight?
Person 1: Phicken, obviously! They're becoming an invasive species!

Brody

Some gooner who spends too much time on call playing his guitar.

Person 1: Oh hey it's Brody
Brody: *starts playing guitar*
Person 1: for fucks sake just leave the call asshole

pharaoh man

Pharaoh Man is a boss in the video game Mega Man 4, or Rockman 4 in Japanese. He claims to have over a thousand Mummira working for him, and you can find some of them throughout his level. Pharaoh Man himself is super difficult, though. He constantly jumps around the room throwing sun discs at you, and then a slash shot which should be easier to avoid. However, if you have Flash Stopper after defeating Bright Man, he becomes super easy to defeat. I highly recommend fighting Pharaoh Man after Bright Man.

Annoyed Gamer: "I keep losing to Pharaoh Man!"
Advisor: "Have you tried using Flash Stopper to freeze him in place and shoot him?"
Annoyed Gamer: "I don't have Flash Stopper... Where do I get it?"
Advisor: "It's in Bright Man's stage, which is easy to complete."
Annoyed Gamer: Thanks!