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covenient

avoiding work or unpleasant obligation by citing covid policy or concern.

Julie opted out of Blue's Christmas dinner Friday night, and coveniently stayed home.

by MikeFigurski January 8, 2022


slack privilege

blaming poor performance on prior poor performance

Logan's room had declined cartoonish depiction, as he invoked slack privilege to family and friends.

by MikeFigurski February 23, 2023


rogerdodger

One who agrees (received orders given expect results) then dodges (engages in cunning tricks or dishonest practices to avoid something unpleasant).

Rogerdodger Blue said agreeing to become PAC president, then abdicated when the mothers turned against him.

by MikeFigurski July 21, 2024


rogerdodger

One who agrees (received orders given expect results) then dodges (engages in cunning tricks or dishonest practices to avoid something unpleasant).

Rogerdodger he said, as Blue agreed to become PAC president, then abdicated when the mothers turned on him.

by MikeFigurski July 21, 2024


rogerdodger

One who confirms orders (received orders given expect results) but engages in cunning tricks or dishonest practices to avoid something unpleasant.

Blue agreed to become PAC president but quit when the mothers turned against him; rogerdodger.

by MikeFigurski July 21, 2024


robinmasters

An apparent employee who actually owns and operates the entire estate.

Julie felt certain Blue robinmasters the Big House.

by MikeFigurski October 26, 2022


poultrytariat

Working Class Everyday Chickens, who unite in Revolution to Free Range Communism.

Chicken Kiev, poultrytariat hero seemed locked in distant stare; distracted as his boysterous comrades celebrated wildly with liberated poultrytarian. Free Ranged Revolution, he thought, absently chickenscratching at the dirt beneath his naked drumsticks.

by MikeFigurski September 17, 2022