Masturdating

Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.

Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating

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Navalingus

When you tounge someones belly-button.

Dude, she was fuckin' wild last night, she started liking me everywhere and started to go down but she was so drunk that she gave me navalingus instead.