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Going out alone. I.e. seeing a movie by yourself, going to a restaurant alone.
Dude I saw No Country for Old Men twice by myself. I'm addicted to chronic masturdating
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When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.
Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.
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When you date yourself because you know what you like best.
“No sir, I’m not alone; I’m masturdating”.
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You visit someplace alone, look at ladies and masturbate.
I am masturdating around Thamel today.
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To take oneself out when one has no date
I couldn't find anyone to go out with me, so I decided to masturdate. I took myself out for dinner and a movie.
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A term that was first coined on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Masturdate is an intentional pun of masturbate. In this lewd yet satisfying activity, one will engage on an ordinary date with his/herself and with the objective to impress and please only themself. Usually, a successful masturdate is followed by myriad hours of masturbation.
Canada's Stop At Third Abstinence Program condones that more teenagers should embrace the pleasures of a masturdate without shame and with an intact dignity.
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A very good date, but you are all alone.
Had the greatest masturdate this weekend! I even "scored."
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