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To pull a maccas Skiddy, feed you kid (works best with kids under 3) more than the recommended amount of chicken nuggets. Then force feed them some lacitives until they shit themselves. Let them outside to play on the slide. Make sure you tell the other children your pouring chocolate down the slide proceed to release your child and let them spread there runny shit all over the playground. Those kids will then get diarrhoea due to eating the said chocolate, then they will also shit all over the maccas playground. This will cause a mega Maccas Skiddy. This could lead to a town wide spread of the maccas Skiddys and could cause a catastrophic crash of the maccas market. Hot fudge will also be free.
When I was six I cause a mass maccas Skiddy and I'd do it again.
A person who injured their selves in a horrible accident.
My brother is a Crip-Dawg
When your mate/family member has seriously injured themselves or is in a lot of pain and is obviously not ok, but you ask anyway wasting precious time that could save a life. Well done.
'Jeffery Falls off Cliff'
Tim "Jeffery R U OK?
".........." said Jeffery
Jeffery died 2 seconds after.
A specific person or peoples who like little kids (particularly male). Know for being twats constantly. They are especially rare to not be an obnoxious dick. They usually play games such as gayblox, and COD (Caught On Dick). They usually have no friends commonly they will revert to making friends with a ranga. They will say they are smart and very good at maths and shit, but they really have 2 brains cells one to make there hand shake and the other to say uh duh duh uh. Also know as twat.
Jack is a Twat
Christmas is a celebration where one of your cousins dresses up as a Christmas tree next to your front door and every time someone comes into the house they scream swear words at them.
Christmas is my favorite time of year.