Pislik

2 years ago I told myself I'd write a book. After almost 2 pages I took a break, but not because I was out of ideas, I was actually full of ideas. I'm just a mastaprocrasta. Anyway, so there I was, writing my story when I thought of a character that was so utterly despicable and slimy that I just had to find a fitting name for him. I'm not sure what made me look up filth in turkish, maybe cause the character reminded me a bit of Erdogan. In any case, this is what the search engine spat out.

"Look at me I'm nice! You fool! In reality I'm a self absorbed backstabbing dragon fart" -the thoughts of a Pisliker.
"You fucking Pislik!" -a mindreader.

mastaprocrasta

A very skilled off putter that still manages to get everything done.

"How much did you study for the final exam?"
"13 hours, I stayed up all night"
"And you still got a C? You really are a mastaprocrasta"

Minki

Tall skinny guy, who always wears a hat. Wears curtain-socks and dancing. He has A LOT to do and loves his friends with big heart. Minkis are very generically generous and generally born in January, genuinely love coffee machines. He uses photographs as memories, was wir auch machen können ist die Pistazien bemalen und auf der Straße verkaufen

Minki is a good boy
I heart Minki

Anatol

Just an incredibly handsome and funny fellow, with an unimaginably high IQ. He is a boy, not a man, because he is basically built different. If you see him on the street you will find that he is in fact human, but don't be deceived for his powers are indisputable. His fragile mind was broken long ago and now he is just wandering around aimlessly with the hopes of one day finding fulfilment in this mind-boggingly fucked up world we live in.

This old woman reminds me of Anatol.

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