Pislik

2 years ago I told myself I'd write a book. After almost 2 pages I took a break, but not because I was out of ideas, I was actually full of ideas. I'm just a mastaprocrasta. Anyway, so there I was, writing my story when I thought of a character that was so utterly despicable and slimy that I just had to find a fitting name for him. I'm not sure what made me look up filth in turkish, maybe cause the character reminded me a bit of Erdogan. In any case, this is what the search engine spat out.

"Look at me I'm nice! You fool! In reality I'm a self absorbed backstabbing dragon fart" -the thoughts of a Pisliker.
"You fucking Pislik!" -a mindreader.