Dirty PB&J

When peanut butter is smeared on a penis and jelly is applied to a woman's asshole, Followed by anal sex then a blowjob.

Girl 1: "What did you have for lunch?"
Girl 2: "My husband made me a Dirty PB&J"

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One-sock

(Verb)Infinitive: to walk around with one-sock all day because all of the other socks are dirty

Jerry was one-socking it at work and he smelled like chlorine.

When Jane played strip poker with her Calculus teacher, she used the one-sock method to stay ahead.

Chuck Norris not only invented method One-Sock, he also invented socks.

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