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Akin to the feeling of leaving the house wearing only one sock
1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly
I definitely one-socked (past tense) that essay, I hope it goes well.
I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.
to be organized, to be able accomplish a task
If you don't get your shit in one sock, you are never going to get that project done on time.
This term originated in the US Navy, and a "sock" is a term for seabag. A sailor who was not organized would not be able to put all of his belongings in one bag to be ready for quick deployment. Hence, the need to "get your shit in one sock".
After watching someone perform a task really well, you might say "Wow, that guy really has his shit in one sock."
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The opposite of a goodie-two-shoes, Someone who always does what's wrong and not what they're supposed to do.
Dean no-showed at his sisters wedding rehearsal casue he was at the pub with his mates.
Ah, you know Dean he's such a Baddie-one-sock.
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(Verb)Infinitive: to walk around with one-sock all day because all of the other socks are dirty
Jerry was one-socking it at work and he smelled like chlorine.
When Jane played strip poker with her Calculus teacher, she used the one-sock method to stay ahead.
Chuck Norris not only invented method One-Sock, he also invented socks.
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A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.
Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!
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Nuttin' in one's sock.
Usually a last resort when one does not have a condom, toilet paper or just somewhere else to blow the load. Or when the person is too fucking lazy.
"I walked in on Adam and he was sitting out of his socks watching midget porn."
"Sitting out of one's socks is fucking nasty, dude."
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v. To "get your shit in one sock" means to get organized, to "pull yourself together," to regain your composure. Having to use more than one sock to hold a given volume of feces is considered wasteful and inefficient, if by careful planning a single sock would do the trick. Thus, the essence of this phrase is a metaphor for thriftiness.
"Listen: you've been absent from class five days, you never turn in your homework on time, you refuse to take your Ritalin like a good boy, and your foul language is out of control! It is time to sit down one-on-one with the guidance counselor and get your shit in one sock, young man."
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