CSI: Miami

Horrible offshoot of the previously stellar CSI programme. Hilariously bad, features a skinny ginger guy as the primary protagonist. The only explanation one can accept for the fact that his wizened horrible face takes centre stage in EVERY SINGLE EPISODE is that he is one of the principal writers and must be constantly writing himself to the forefront of every single scene, perhaps to further the cause of ginger tossers world-wide.

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moleheart

A strange scandanavian band member, so called due to the likening of his fast drumming to the beating of a mole's heart.

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rich boy

An overpriveliged middle-class teenager who has never known a minute's want or true adversity in his life, yet is also for some strange reason covetous of the arduous existences of others. He reconciles his lack of real-world experience with his burning desire for some kind of excitement in his white-bread, $100 allowance a week existence by spending the majority of his time listening to terrible, angst-ridden rock music at a highly innapropriate volume whilst playing CS on the absurdly over-powered PC his dad bought for him.
In Marx's time religion was the opiate of the people, now it seems we have electronic entertainments to perform the same function. Go figure.

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pigga

An indian-born, british-educated personage, who for one reason or another, seems to believe they are black. Conversation with them is characterised by repeated use of the words 'trust', 'beats', 'respeck' and so on and so forth.
A device commonly employed in their conversational arsenal is the juxtaposition of complex concepts and ideas with lowbrow patois and frankly inappropriate idiom.

"yeah, I solved the binomial equation man, trust. Fermat's last theorem, respeck man, he got beats, innit!"

"I dexted sandeep man"

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titmouse

1. a small mouse shaped like a tit

2. A religious ceremony, commonly undertaken by the greek orthodox church.

3. A popular parlour game, common amongst the swedish aristocracy, which involves the youngest and most nubile female members of a party gathering to disrobe and attempt to ensnare a mouse by trapping it between their bosoms.

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rimlord

A rubbish insult used by those who are, in fact, themselves rimlords.

Mr.B is a rimlord.

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matrix

A rectangular array of numbers or expressions. The plural is 'matrices'. An n x m matrix has n rows and m columns.

Find the determinant of this matrix.

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