Pamela Anderson

A beautiful actress who has poor taste in men and is a slut, but likeable. And to anyone who says without her tits she'd be Paris Hilton is WRONG! Paris Hilton is Fugly and skinny and NASTY. Pamela Anderson at age 90 would STILL be prettier than Paris Hilton!

Pamela Anderson was so much prettier in Home Improvement with her natural lips and eyebrows.

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penis breath

Someone who's breath smells like a penis has been there from giving a bunch of blowjobs.

My dog sucks his own weenie. He has penis breath.

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K-Fed-Ex

Britney Spear's loser husband's future monicker(nickname).

Some Guy In The Near Future:"Britney Spears dumped K-Fed. Now he's K-Fed-Ex."

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katie holmes

1. To sell you soul for A-list stardom. see: easy virtue

I used to like Katie Holmes, but now she's just a knocked-up ho.

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Natalie Portman

Real name: Natalie Hershlag Use of Stagename: good call. A Semite Goddess, whom I'd gladly give up my heterosexuality for!

Natalie Portman is a present-day Audrey Hepburn.

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k-fed-up

1.How people feel whenever they see Britney and K-Fed in a picture in a magazine or on television, or another of Kevin's sad attempts at generating an income.

2.How Britney Spears feels about her husband's antics.

1.I am k-fed-UP of those two! To Britney and Kevin: GO AWAY!!!!!

2.K-Fed was seen partying with yet another skank. Britney must be k-fed-up!

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virgin

1.A person/animal who has not yet copulated. An unmarried woman who has never had sexual intercourse. See: maiden

2.Someone who hasn't done something for the first time.

3.Something that is unused.

4.A place that is unexplored i.e. virgin territory.

1.Me: Ive never had sex. I'm a virgin. Some people assume that I am perfect because of this but then I remind them: Were YOU perfect when YOU were still a virgin?? Guess what? I masturbate!

2. Man1:I have never ridden on a plane. I'm a virgin in that respect.

3.Man2: This copy of Final Fantasy for the NES is new and sealed in its original seal. It's in a virgin state.

4. America was once virgin teritory before it was discovered by humans.

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