Ungrammarable

Lacking proper English grammar or sentence structure.

Phil: Hey! There you goed! I've been looking all over for you!
Clyde: Actually, "goed" is ungrammarable. You probably meant to say "went" or "are."

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Ride The Snowball

Cash in or pick up on another person's energetic or productive attitude.

Phil: We'll never get this project done! Our debug team is too lazy!
Clyde: Oh, don't worry. Our programmers have been pretty productive, so the rest of us can just ride the snowball from here.

High Quality Audio

A conversation shared by two or more really brilliant people that no one around is smart enough to understand.

Phil: George and Bill are talking about like calculus or something.

Clyde: Yeah, that sure is some High Quality Audio.

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Boohicky

An object of undefined nature.

Phil: What's that over there?
Clyde: Don't know. i guess it's a boohicky.

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Dialage

A type of prank in which you call some important organization (ex. CIA, FBI, 911) and give the phone to someone else.

Phil: Last week I called the CIA and gave the phone to George.
Clyde: Nice dialage, man!

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Quace

1. A word you say when somebody asks for a noun or verb and you want to be annoying.

2. A mythical square fruit (square + quince).

3. A word that can mean almost anything in almost any case.

1. Clyde: Okay, I need a noun.
Phil: Ummm...quace.
Clyde: Quace?
Phil: Sorry.

2. Phil: I'm hungry.
Clyde: Me too. I could really go for a quace.

3. Clyde: Hey Phil, could I borrow a pencil?
Phil: Quace.

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MP4 Player

Someone or something acting way cooler than they really are.

Example 1:
Nerdy Kid: Yo, what's up, I'm cool now!
Phil: No you're not, you're just an MP4 Player.

Example 2:
Salesman: BUY OXI CLEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Phil: Oxi Clean is such an MP4 Player.

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